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Read or Condemn Yourself to Death by Ignorance

Wednesday 23rd March 2016


G'day,

I hope this finds you fit and well and that you enjoy this week's collection of some of the best that crossed my digital desk...

...and have a great Easter, however you choose to celebrate it!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Come Fly With Me
 
 
 
 

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Wildlife in Winter
 
 
 
 

Some fabulous images here.

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Imagine If
 
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Be Careful What You Wish For!
 
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An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him.

The waitress asks them for their orders.

The truckie says, "A hamburger, chips and a coke," and turns to the emu, "What's yours?"

"Sounds great, I'll have the same," says the emu.’

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please," and he reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change and pays.

The next day, the man and the emu come again and he says, "A hamburger, chips and a coke."

The emu says, "Sounds great, I'll have the same."

Again the truckie reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress.

"No, it's Friday night, so I'll have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man..`

"Same for me," says the emu.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me mate, how do you manage to always pull the exact change from your pocket every time?"

“Well, love” says the truckie, “A few years ago, I was cleaning out the back shed, and found an old lamp. When I cleaned it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.”

“That's brilliant!” says the waitress. “Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want, for as long as you live!”

“That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there.” says the man.

Still curious the waitress asks, “What's with the bloody emu?”

The truckie pauses, sighs and answers, “My second wish was for a tall bird with a big arse and long legs, who agrees with everything I say.”

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Until next time,
dream big dreams,
plan out how to achieve them,
be continually executing your plans,
enlist people to your causes,
travel and/or read widely, preferably both,
all the while observing what you observe
rather than thinking what you are told to think,
think well of your fellow man,
take time to help your fellow man,
he sorely needs it and it will help you too,
eat food that is good for your body,
exercise your body,
take time to destress,
and do the important things
that make a difference -
they are rarely the urgent ones!

Tom

 
 

Most of the content herein has been copied from someone else. Especially the images. My goodness some people are talented at creating aesthetics! The small bits that are of my creation are Copyright 2014-2016 © by Tom Grimshaw - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

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